This is only a test. If this were a real emergency, I’d probably be screaming.
Deploying tractor beams, attempting to maneuver my thesis back to center.
We have as many words as we have emotions.
It’s alright if some things come out wrong. We’ll sing a happy song, and you can sing along…
A cautionary tale about idle hands.
Write it down, or it’s not science, it’s just screwing around.
Black shirts? Brick wall? Yes, and? Can’t fail!
There are no small parts. Actually, every part is enormous. Too large, really. God, help us, the parts are taking over the city! THEY’VE DESTROYED TOKYO!!!
When they ask me to don my gay apparel, they get disappointed when I show up in sweatpants and Birkenstocks.