It’s important to party responsibly.
Let people like the things they like.
Correspondence is Patriotic.
This is only a test. If this were a real emergency, I’d probably be screaming.
Deploying tractor beams, attempting to maneuver my thesis back to center.
We have as many words as we have emotions.
It’s alright if some things come out wrong. We’ll sing a happy song, and you can sing along…
A cautionary tale about idle hands.
Write it down, or it’s not science, it’s just screwing around.