Off The Spectrum

The Straight Man – Comedy’s Punching Bag

If comedy isn’t a weapon, why do they call them clubs?

Just for one day.

This is fine.

The most fun you can have dodging spores and scavenging for meat!

It’s important to respect the other members of your carpool.

Sometimes catastrophes cancel each other out.

Vote like you’re going to get shot into space if you don’t!

It’s hard to function properly without an adequate support structure.

Public Service is a calling, not a career.

It’s important to party responsibly.